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icaylasweetheart:

Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.

this is really good xD, every body should read this

icaylasweetheart:

Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.

this is really good xD, every body should read this

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POKEMON!! :D

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toodrunktofindanurl:

Seriously I know that boobs are beautiful and sexy and everything, but really, it’s just some organic jiggling baby feeders. No need to hide them or be ashamed or over-sexualize them. 

FREE TITIES.

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reblog cuz this is funny

I shouldn’t have to tag this for NSFW, So I won’t.

Probably if more girls would do this, we could adapt more like not calling them sexual organs lol Remember that some guys are assholes too, so prepare to get yelled at or possibly touched :/ We should get rid of the problem (those guys) instead of forcing bras or bikinis….

I went to church with a lady that went to do missionary work in Africa (I think it was Africa.) and they had classes on how they needed to dress and stuff. And at one point she made a joke about wearing turtlenecks and the teacher said “Darlin, you could walk around topless for all the men are going to care.”

This woman is “stacked” “buxom”… she has big titties okay?

And she said “Really??”

And the teacher explained. “Breasts are for babies in most parts of the world. It’s only in America and a few other places that Breasts are seen as sexual. Breasts to men of the country we are going to are for babies and only for babies. Now… your ass on the other hand… you’re gonna need some long skirts with a high waist, cause they notice the booty.”

Mostly reblogging for that last story

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tilastrinity:

Cat Scared of Mario jump (Кот Марио) (by ignoramusky)

I CAN’T BREATHE, IT MATCHES UP WITH THE SOUND AND JUST

I CAN’T BREATHE OH GOD SOMEONE HELP

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this is highly important

LOL

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thatslatebluewolf:

That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”

lol

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sunsetsinfastforward:

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

and if you need to give fake numbers to avoid creeps in nightclubs, just memorise the same fake number so that you can correct them regardless

pretty cool and usefull

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a squirel! just because xD

a squirel! just because xD

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world map excescise xD

world map excescise xD

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old work but still good :D

old work but still good :D

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

BUT WHY DO THEY HAVE TO SING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY AT 3AM?

this is the night the 104th dread the most

though Armin thinks Erwin is improving his pitch

best thing ever xD

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